OMG FIC!!!!!
Feb. 8th, 2008 09:12 pmOh yes indeedy, fic... *worried* and five exclamation marks, oh dear. Sign of impending insanity, according to God Pratchett. Njehehe, ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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1sentence comm, where you have these stes of fifty themes. However, you only need to write one sentence per theme! They didn't list me yet, so I can't post it there for now. But, THIS is my freeking journal, and I'll bloody do what I want here. Oh, and I'm sure the artemis_fanclub won't mind my humble scribblings, either. I hope.
Yes, I did spend last night writing it till four am, damn you Myo ♥ just kidding, love - with a cackling Jarlaxle muse and a sulking Entreri.
FeedbackIS DEMANDED ON PAIN OF A GRUESOME AND AWFUL DEEEEEEAAAAAATH encouraged and appreciated. Even the "You suck!!111" - I like it when people agree with me ;-)
Presenting - The Sellswords, slashed. *boahahas*
Fandom: Forgotten Realms (forgotten indeed, more like, never known in the first place? ;-)
Pairing: Jarlaxle/Entreri *Entreri-muse smites Nari for uke presumption* Fine, fine. Entreri/Jarlaxle.
Theme set: Alpha @1sentence
Rating: R-ey
Warning: A spoiler or two, but who reads FR anyway... *sigh*
More warnings: Blood. Murder. Villain fangirling. Evilness. More blood and murder. Implied slash, le gasp. Dashes and semicolon abuse. Terry Pratchett influence (especially #7 & #13). One footnote. One bad word. Two mercenaries. Nari's sucky writing.
Unnecessary Explanation no one cares about: drow = dark elves = evil. Except The Drizzit, er, Drizzt, goody-goody ranger and Entreri’sunrequited love bane of existence. Jarlaxle is the stylish and calculating leader of Bregan D’aerthe, a drow mercenary band (nooo, not music-related) who has employed Entreri to act as human front for the drow operations. When there was an uprising in Bregan D’aerthe, Entreri saved Jarlaxle’s hot sorry ass, and they have slept travelled together since. Of course, the story is a lot more complicated than that... and boy am I proud to have summarised it that short ^_^
And oh, right. Entreri... *fangirl* Entreri-samaaaaaaa!!!! Entreri is awesome. Period.
Additional note: The sentences turned out kinda connected, after I was done, so it’s shuffled for continuity. But it’s really 50! #29 and #23 are a humble bow towards Ariel_D, and her Of Music And Men story at ff-net. Go read it if you like Entreri and Jarlaxle, but make sure not to drink anything while you do - it's very sporfle-inducing. Very.
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myojo_s_me -chan, who won the recent “guess-Nari’s-new-shiny” competition at the first try. Go Myo!1sentence
myojo_s_me showed me that 1sentence comm, where you have these stes of fifty themes. However, you only need to write one sentence per theme! They didn't list me yet, so I can't post it there for now. But, THIS is my freeking journal, and I'll bloody do what I want here. Oh, and I'm sure the artemis_fanclub won't mind my humble scribblings, either. I hope.Yes, I did spend last night writing it till four am, damn you Myo ♥ just kidding, love - with a cackling Jarlaxle muse and a sulking Entreri.
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Presenting - The Sellswords, slashed. *boahahas*
Fandom: Forgotten Realms (forgotten indeed, more like, never known in the first place? ;-)
Pairing: Jarlaxle/Entreri *Entreri-muse smites Nari for uke presumption* Fine, fine. Entreri/Jarlaxle.
Theme set: Alpha @
1sentence Rating: R-ey
Warning: A spoiler or two, but who reads FR anyway... *sigh*
More warnings: Blood. Murder. Villain fangirling. Evilness. More blood and murder. Implied slash, le gasp. Dashes and semicolon abuse. Terry Pratchett influence (especially #7 & #13). One footnote. One bad word. Two mercenaries. Nari's sucky writing.
Unnecessary Explanation no one cares about: drow = dark elves = evil. Except The Drizzit, er, Drizzt, goody-goody ranger and Entreri’s
And oh, right. Entreri... *fangirl* Entreri-samaaaaaaa!!!! Entreri is awesome. Period.
Additional note: The sentences turned out kinda connected, after I was done, so it’s shuffled for continuity. But it’s really 50! #29 and #23 are a humble bow towards Ariel_D, and her Of Music And Men story at ff-net. Go read it if you like Entreri and Jarlaxle, but make sure not to drink anything while you do - it's very sporfle-inducing. Very.
Dedication:
myojo_s_me -chan, who won the recent “guess-Nari’s-new-shiny” competition at the first try. Go Myo!1sentence( Read more... )
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