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[narielandherhat]

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Created by Grahame

*DIES*
And:
Happy Birthday to penguin_sama, the one and only Y/A romantic ♥
(Sorry it's belated, dear... I don't have WWW at home anymore, just the Uni computer pools. While they're more than three PCs, like at my school, it still means: no hardcore yaoi...T_T) 

Couldn't write anything, so I created a haiku, hope you like. I didn't mean for it to be Mary-Sue-ish! Honest! 
... well... Not really...
And Kristi's ficlet is stuck too... *headdesks* Might be ready before your next birthday - then again, perhaps not...

Shock of the day: Studi-VZ.net, a german student network, which is supposed tofeature real persons only, had a Lord Voldemort. Siiigh. Along with the rest of HP-cast. There is even an Entreri...

Artemis: An impostor!  The bastard. You better have reported him!

Of course I have. And there were four Drizzt Do'Urdens.

Artemis: ...grr.

Well, he IS more famous...

Artemis: ...GRR.

*slyly* Well, we might be able to change that if you did what other muses do and helped me write the Fic, instead of scaring me with death threats each time I sit down to write...

Artemis: Ha! Never. I refuse to have my name besmirched with your ridiculous ideas of *shudder* Love.

Aw, come on. Aya-kun is cute.

Artemis: No comment.

*thrilled by lack of outright negation* And I won't have you using the L-word with four letters, either.
 
Artemis: *considering* Hmm... 

*in the background, Aya is arguing with the snickering rest of Weiß that he is NOT cute, thank-you-very-much*

Artemis: Hmm... okay. We might, might have a deal.

Really?! 

Artemis: But!

But?

Artemis: *whispers*  But only if I get the seme part.

Deal! ^_^

Aya: *hears it all anyway* HEY!

Artemis: *appropriately smug* I asked her first.

Aya: *predictably attacks with a scream of "SHI-NE!"*

Artemis: *defends himself one-handedly with a plastic spork, yawning with boredom* I thought you had things to do? Like declaring your undying loooove to a Sue in this awful stuff with the obligatory "Crimson" in its title, which weiss_badfics so eloquently bashes?

*cringes* Ouch. Entreri-sama, we know you're evil, but that was just low.

Aya: *fades away to sulk in a faraway corner of Nari's brain*

Artemis: *shrugs* It's times like these I'm happy to be an unknown crappy-fantasy-novel assassin.

Well, I know a certain L.W. ...

Artemis: I could change my mind about the muse thing RIGHT NOW! ... so you'd better not say it.

okay.

Yes, I am bored.

Comments

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

I do hope you plan on giving Yohji back to Schuldig and/or Aya once you've finished with him (or at least opt for an open relationship).

You know, I think it would have been the greatest ending to the HP series ever if Voldemort had been rendered magically useless and condemned to study accountancy at a Muggle university.

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Why accountancy? Maybe... science? Mechanical engineering? With Sport-sciences?
I can totally picture him in a jogging suit...or a basketball jersey... can't you?
^_^ And yes, it would've been a great ending.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

*Cackles* I'm now imagining him dejectedly running around in an 1980s style mint green jogging suit with silver stripes while the instructor chides him on his lack of physical fitness in front the entire tutorial group. I dread to think what he'd do in mechanical engineering though (and I'm betting that he wouldn't get his project proposal to create 'The Ultimate Weapon of Muggle Death' approved).

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

mint... green... *cackle*
I'm betting that he wouldn't get his project proposal to create 'The Ultimate Weapon of Muggle Death' approved

Hm... as long as it's theory, it might juuuuust work. Our English prof is cool ♥
perhaps cool enough to let me write the term paper on The Duality Villains in Popular Culture, Focusing On Fictional Assassins, Particularly Artemis Entreri, Who'S ZOMG SO ♥ ♥ ♥... With Further Mentionings Of Schuldig And The Bride
^^;;; Well, he did manage to graduate in a communist Germany as an Americanistics-Student, with a term paper on Rock Music... so... I'll damn well try ^_^

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

Our English prof is cool ♥
perhaps cool enough to let me write the term paper on The Duality Villains in Popular Culture, Focusing On Fictional Assassins, Particularly Artemis Entreri, Who'S ZOMG SO ♥ ♥ ♥... With Further Mentionings Of Schuldig And The Bride

That would be such a great paper to get to do. I hope he approves it. There are, alas, very few ways in which I could work fictional assassins into any of my research.

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

There are, alas, very few ways in which I could work fictional assassins into any of my research.
Well... depends on what you study... Anglistics/Amerikanistics are not too far from RAS, certainly closer than, say, Biology... what do you study, anyhow, my Ankh-Morpork queen? *sucks up*

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

Ah, you know that flattery will get you everywhere :D My PhD is on the psychology of decision making, so not much scope for involving Weiss and Schwarz (unless I could somehow use Aya as an exemplar of non-deliberative decision making).