narielandherhat | Youji Kudoh, eat your heart out!!!

Hello dears! ^^
Excuse me while I rant for a moment like a girl you´d all hate and despise.

It's about pants I got. *shame tries and fails to overwhelm squealing*
PANTS!!!!! Silky, Shiny, BLACK, will go wonderfully with my leather/latex top.
Spain, I love you. Sorry, I mean, Catalunya. Vilanova. Whatever!!!
I would like to describe my favorite style of clothing as "female Youji Kudoh gone gothic". While I suspect to be more of a "gothic pathetic Youji Kudoh imitator", my current optimism is clouding my judgement.
Anyhow, now I know what "painted-on pants" means ^^
I christened them "Youji Kudoh, Eat your heart out!!!"-pants. Or "Okay Yotan you can become gay now"pants. Or "Come and get it ladies"pants, but it would be the third pair of them already, then...
I could also call them the Weight Watcher pants. I'll notice gaining weight immediately, once I stop fitting in them. It's no stretch material, folks. Satiny, nice to touch! Girls welcome, boys: ask first! With exception of Artemis Entreri, whom I grant permission *dreamy sigh.*
Waaaai, I'm delighted!!!!
<insert further useless, utterly girly chatter>

Okay, I'm done squealing.
I wrote a fiiic! The first chapter of it anyway, which is longer than any of my oneshots. And I wrote it in THREE DAYS O_O . And No writers block in sight.
Working title: "Thorns and Daggers", trying to get

ladyofshadow to co-author it. She´s a fantastic beta, somehow putting up with me... and I'll try to make some progress while she's on holidays. Have fun dear!
Anyhowz. First, I randomly wanted to throw Schwarz into Forgotten Realms. Then, I combined it with an AU storyline, in which Weiß were living in the Realms, as an assassin team for Kritiker, the only do-good-er Guild in Calimport. And since Calimport=Artemis Entreri, he's gonna be in it. Perhaps I'll even dare slashing him? BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Youji: *tell-tale whistle* Bring them on, the undersexed assassins!!! *winks to Aya* We'd make a fine threesome. One blonde, one red, one dark...
^________^ He's giving me ideas.
Entreri *Glares at Nariel*
Aya *Glares at Youji and Nariel*
*squeal* They have matching glares!!! How cute!
*gulps, realising her own mistake and runs for her life*

PS: But they do have a lot in common.... *hums Cell Block Tango (who'll guess which line?)*