narielandherhat: (Writer's block)

Inglourious Basterds. the Pony Version.
YES. >_<
And just for the record, I do not watch this... show. I've read Twilight, my morbid interest only goes so far...
narielandherhat: (damsel hugo)
Disclaimer: Hugo Stiglitz and Dieter Hellstrom are the intellectual property of Quentin Tarantino. K? K.
Author: [ profile] assassin_nariel
Rating: R
Summary: The flashback of Hugo being whipped was not simply an illustration of his rage at a certain Gestapo Major's presence. It happened, and he will not forgive, nor forget.

Tenderness )


Nov. 27th, 2009 01:27 pm
[ profile] linndechir asked me five questions, I give five answers. If you comment with RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, I ask YOU five other questions, the answers to which you post in your Journal... yep, I think it goes like that. And we all get to know each other better.

1) You win loads of money in the lottery. What do you do with the money?

I move to London, into a neat central apartment, motorbike, and study translation.

2) You get to shoot a sequel to 17 Moments in order to fix the evil canon (let's pretend that the actors still have the right age). What will happen? Sure, Stierlitz and Schellenberg run off together, but I want details.

Yeah, that bit about the actors... ^^ Stierlitz and Schellenberg do run off together, and work for the Americans against the evil commies in Cuba. Schellenberg, unbeknownst to Stierlitz, triple-crosses everyone and hides with him in rural Tennessee, where they help Aldo and the Basterds, who know Stierlitz from Operation Kino, to eradicate the Ku Klux Clan. There's loads of shooting, coolness, and sex. )Schellenberg keeps a BFF picture of himself and Die Gestapo.) In the end, Aldo and the Basterds head to Nantucket Island to kill Landa, whom they discover in mourning over a cancer-struck Hellstrom. Awkward dinner and recounting of the past ensues - Rahmenhandlung lulz?
Or we go for the short porn sequel: Stierlitz's doing Hellstrom on the beach and writing nasty postcards to his old buddies in prison, Landa has his Hermann, and Aldo has his Hugo. Everyone's happy.
Either version will have a scene in South America, in which, whatever's happening, in the background a black guy in a huge red sombrero and a dark handsome man dressed in all leather sit at at a table in the back of the restaurant, visible for about 2 seconds. YES.

3) Where would you want to live most?
Jetsetting between London and New Zealand wilderness. Somewhere by the sea anyway.

4) Which book you ever read had the biggest impact/influence on how you think and feel? (That doesn't mean it has to be the book you enjoyed most.)
Shaping ME as a character... I'd say Alexandr Grin's Crimson Sails and, yeah, RAS's Servant of the Shard. Don't laugh. It taught me the beauty of revenge. I don't add Les Bienveillantes yet, because I haven't finished it.

5) Worst book you ever read? (sparkly vampires excluded, that'd make it too easy)
Damn. Sparkly vampires IS the worst.
Didn't read Mein Kampf - Der Chef disapproves. Then again, he'd disapprove of me anyway.
ACTUALLY, when I was in hospital and desperately bookless, there was this horrible paperback about a Catholic priest investigating a murder... doesn't have to be bad. But the book was written by a Catholic priest, and with an according point of view. GEH.
narielandherhat: (FANGIRL)
Brainstorming with Linn.
Oh my God I won't.
Oh my God yes I will.
Oh yes-yes-yes-yes-YES. T_T


Nov. 9th, 2009 12:09 pm
narielandherhat: (aya inconspicuous)

Ah, MTV, sometimes you're so cool.
Yanked from [personal profile] zoi_no_miko , I present: The Chibi Basterds, or: Tarantino Without Grown Men Doing Questionable Things.

narielandherhat: (FANGIRL)

(more info pending) Now that we got that out of the way...

Seventeen Moments Of Spring

THESE are download links for the twelve episodes of it. Lots of uniforms, Nazis (speaking Russian lol) and EYESEX. LOADS.
And random documentary Soviet our-glourious-war-and-our-tanks-are-bigger footage which was inserted to get the film past the censors. It was made in early Seventies, and the 8Eastern) world wasn't quite ready for human Germans yet...
WTF just watch.
Okay, this is the youtube channel if you just wanna check it out first. I downloaded these myself, so there is no virus. I promise.

For Direct download: the hosting is in Russian. here's how to do it:
1. Click the link.
2. Enter the numbers placed in the window over the green button.
3. Press the GREEN button "СКАЧАТЬ".
4. A page will open with the link starting with http//. Press the link.
Notes: If you don't want to install Yandex Bar, please remove the sign from the control box (in the yellow background). Yandex Bar performs a function for downloading without using control numbers, i.e. next time, if you want to download any file from Yandex-server, youll get the download link without entering control numbers.
5 A window will open. Choose "Save".
6. Download the movie.
7. Enjoy.

Hope the uploader doesn't mind me promoting it, but THIS needs moar love. And fic.


Oct. 28th, 2009 03:50 pm
narielandherhat: (sxs)

THIS is my new OTP, 00:07 to 00:46. Stierlitz and Schellenberg. Schellenberg (the cutie in the suit) is the boss of Department VI the counter-intelligence of the SD. The Gestapo and the VIth have a bitching of DOOM going on, to the point of abducting each other's suspects. Mueller, Gestapo-boss, briefly appears in the first 6 seconds of the video.
The series is from 1973, and is called 17 Moments Of Spring. it is available with DDL links on youtube, on this channel. The subtitles are pretty good too from what I've seen.
I just want Hellstrom/Stierlitz slash..... and yes, the name similarity to Hugo is a funny coincidence, ain't it? Well. Our Stierlitz, besides being the best-known Standartenführer in Russian culture - yes, even post-Basterds - is our national (fictitious) hero. Because, in fact, he is a Russian spy.  Fuck, I've never seen two films so crossoverable. They have the same bloody setting. 1944/1945, Nazi Germany? Do want.
Come on, Russian LJ, speak out. Write stuff. I know there is two of you, at least.
....damn, I shouldn't fangirl Schellenberg so hard. He is a real person, dammit, and a real bastard. i don't even want to know about how he rose so quickly in ranks. *coughHimmler'spersonalassistentEWcough*
...and, Linn? "omfg fuck yeah historical nazi slash" is not what I wanted to hear... ;-)
btw, the song goes

At night a human doesn't want to be alone
because love in the bright moonlight
is the best thing, you know what I mean, *winkwink*
on the one hand and on the other hand
and furthermore.
Because a human needs a little bit of love,
love is most likely the finest of all desires for the heart,
on the one hand and on the other hand
and furthermore.

... oooh, S/S slash. I feel like such a sicko.
narielandherhat: (damsel hugo)
Disclaimer: [ profile] linndechir for inappropriate romantic notions between nazis; QT for said nazis.
Author: Nariel
Rating: PG-13 for naked Nazis.
WARNING: SLASH as in illicit gay=homosexual relations. Stiglitz/Hellstrom.
Summary: 1938. Hugo Stiglitz and his best friend from childhood days, Dieter Hellstrom, share a rare, peaceful night.

Kirschsaft )
Damn, I'll be dead tomorrow... but it'll be worth it.
One base, , was made by [ profile] immovinout *credits* and modified, see under cut ^^

Icons! )
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