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I just tweeted that picture to @liamcunningham1 . Nervous? Oh hell yeah.


Nov. 27th, 2009 01:27 pm
[livejournal.com profile] linndechir asked me five questions, I give five answers. If you comment with RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, I ask YOU five other questions, the answers to which you post in your Journal... yep, I think it goes like that. And we all get to know each other better.

1) You win loads of money in the lottery. What do you do with the money?

I move to London, into a neat central apartment, motorbike, and study translation.

2) You get to shoot a sequel to 17 Moments in order to fix the evil canon (let's pretend that the actors still have the right age). What will happen? Sure, Stierlitz and Schellenberg run off together, but I want details.

Yeah, that bit about the actors... ^^ Stierlitz and Schellenberg do run off together, and work for the Americans against the evil commies in Cuba. Schellenberg, unbeknownst to Stierlitz, triple-crosses everyone and hides with him in rural Tennessee, where they help Aldo and the Basterds, who know Stierlitz from Operation Kino, to eradicate the Ku Klux Clan. There's loads of shooting, coolness, and sex. )Schellenberg keeps a BFF picture of himself and Die Gestapo.) In the end, Aldo and the Basterds head to Nantucket Island to kill Landa, whom they discover in mourning over a cancer-struck Hellstrom. Awkward dinner and recounting of the past ensues - Rahmenhandlung lulz?
Or we go for the short porn sequel: Stierlitz's doing Hellstrom on the beach and writing nasty postcards to his old buddies in prison, Landa has his Hermann, and Aldo has his Hugo. Everyone's happy.
Either version will have a scene in South America, in which, whatever's happening, in the background a black guy in a huge red sombrero and a dark handsome man dressed in all leather sit at at a table in the back of the restaurant, visible for about 2 seconds. YES.

3) Where would you want to live most?
Jetsetting between London and New Zealand wilderness. Somewhere by the sea anyway.

4) Which book you ever read had the biggest impact/influence on how you think and feel? (That doesn't mean it has to be the book you enjoyed most.)
Shaping ME as a character... I'd say Alexandr Grin's Crimson Sails and, yeah, RAS's Servant of the Shard. Don't laugh. It taught me the beauty of revenge. I don't add Les Bienveillantes yet, because I haven't finished it.

5) Worst book you ever read? (sparkly vampires excluded, that'd make it too easy)
Damn. Sparkly vampires IS the worst.
Didn't read Mein Kampf - Der Chef disapproves. Then again, he'd disapprove of me anyway.
ACTUALLY, when I was in hospital and desperately bookless, there was this horrible paperback about a Catholic priest investigating a murder... doesn't have to be bad. But the book was written by a Catholic priest, and with an according point of view. GEH.


Nov. 9th, 2009 12:09 pm
narielandherhat: (aya inconspicuous)

Ah, MTV, sometimes you're so cool.
Yanked from [personal profile] zoi_no_miko , I present: The Chibi Basterds, or: Tarantino Without Grown Men Doing Questionable Things.

narielandherhat: (damsel hugo)
Disclaimer: [livejournal.com profile] linndechir for inappropriate romantic notions between nazis; QT for said nazis.
Author: Nariel
Rating: PG-13 for naked Nazis.
WARNING: SLASH as in illicit gay=homosexual relations. Stiglitz/Hellstrom.
Summary: 1938. Hugo Stiglitz and his best friend from childhood days, Dieter Hellstrom, share a rare, peaceful night.

Kirschsaft )
Damn, I'll be dead tomorrow... but it'll be worth it.
One base, , was made by [livejournal.com profile] immovinout *credits* and modified, see under cut ^^

Icons! )
narielandherhat: (Writer's block)
Wow-whee, Alignment shift, anyone? Used to be Neutral Good, once...

Your result for The D&D Alignment Test...

Chaotic Neutral

Keep this in mind, before you read this and take it too seriously...

This test is based on a system of moral absolutes. There is no subjectivity in D&D, as it is based on a fantasy world of heroes and villains. That is why their alignment system is so simple and polar.
So naturally, if I were to apply this simple morality to modern day life, things would look very "black and white". That is why I watered down the concept of evil and good. It is very unlikely that anyone who takes this test is a mass murderer or a superhero, so Mean vs. Nice will have to take the place of good vs. evil.

Chaos and Neutrality in a nutshell:

-Chaotic characters tend to be spontaneous and disorganized. They tend to dislike authority and they live by their own rules.

-In regard to good vs. evil, neutral characters tend to be somewhat selfish. They do not have a strong will to do the right thing, but they do have a conscience.

Your Alignment:

"The Free Spirit"

You are a loose cannon, like my good friend Zaphod, pictured below.
You are unreliable and quirky, but fun loving and spontaneous. You may be self centered and occasionally obnoxious, but you're not a bad person overall. People who can stand you are usually amused by your antics.

Take The D&D Alignment Test
at HelloQuizzy

Mkay, and the official test on the D&D website confirmed it too... O_o
*guilty* I'll... just go back to writing my analysis paper then.... *whistles innocently and sneaks off*

Meme ^^

Apr. 30th, 2008 06:11 pm
narielandherhat: (fanboy Jarl)
Because I  had sooo much fun with the Question-Meme Generator,I decided to let the drow have a go.

Jarlaxle is answering the random questions, which are not promised to be logical in any way. )
narielandherhat: (FANGIRL)
Arrancar clothes are kinky. ^_^
*has all the Bleach epis now*
And Matsu's breasts PWN.

Watch this: it's about LOVE.
narielandherhat: (fanboy Jarl)
Oh yes indeedy, fic... *worried* and five exclamation marks, oh dear. Sign of impending insanity, according to God Pratchett. Njehehe, [profile] myojo_s_me  showed me that [livejournal.com profile] 1sentence comm, where you have these stes of fifty themes. However, you only need to write one sentence per theme! They didn't list me yet, so I can't post it there for now. But, THIS is my freeking journal, and I'll bloody do what I want here. Oh, and I'm sure the [livejournal.com profile] artemis_fanclub won't mind my humble scribblings, either. I hope.
Yes, I did spend last night writing it till four am, damn you Myo ♥ just kidding, love - with a cackling Jarlaxle muse and a sulking Entreri.
Feedback IS DEMANDED ON PAIN OF A GRUESOME AND AWFUL DEEEEEEAAAAAATH encouraged and appreciated. Even the "You suck!!111" - I like it when people agree with me ;-)

Presenting - The Sellswords, slashed. *boahahas*

Fandom: Forgotten Realms (forgotten indeed, more like, never known in the first place? ;-)

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Entreri *Entreri-muse smites Nari for uke presumption* Fine, fine. Entreri/Jarlaxle.

Theme set: Alpha @ [profile] 1sentence

Rating: R-ey

Warning: A spoiler or two, but who reads FR anyway... *sigh*

More warnings: Blood. Murder. Villain fangirling. Evilness. More blood and murder. Implied slash, le gasp. Dashes and semicolon abuse. Terry Pratchett influence (especially #7 & #13). One footnote. One bad word. Two mercenaries. Nari's sucky writing.

Unnecessary Explanation no one cares about: drow = dark elves = evil. Except The Drizzit, er, Drizzt, goody-goody ranger and Entreri’s unrequited love bane of existence. Jarlaxle is the stylish and calculating leader of Bregan D’aerthe, a drow mercenary band (nooo, not music-related) who has employed Entreri to act as human front for the drow operations. When there was an uprising in Bregan D’aerthe, Entreri saved Jarlaxle’s hot sorry ass, and they have slept travelled together since. Of course, the story is a lot more complicated than that... and boy am I proud to have summarised it that short ^_^
And oh, right. Entreri... *fangirl* Entreri-samaaaaaaa!!!! Entreri is awesome. Period.

Additional note: The sentences turned out kinda connected, after I was done, so it’s shuffled for continuity. But it’s really 50! #29 and #23 are a humble bow towards Ariel_D, and her Of Music And Men story at ff-net. Go read it if you like Entreri and Jarlaxle, but make sure not to drink anything while you do - it's very sporfle-inducing. Very.
Dedication:   [info]myojo_s_me  -chan, who won the recent “guess-Nari’s-new-shiny” competition at the first try. Go Myo![livejournal.com profile] 1sentence

narielandherhat: (fanboy Jarl)
Nari is definitely Bleach-infested. Beware, folks. Beware.
My Entreri-muse is already running around Soul Society bitching on everyone's fighting technique and especially Bya-chan Kuchiki-taichou and his silly hair ♥ Though, personally, I think it's the fact Bya beats him at the Angsting-With-Least-Telling-Expression-Contest. He just can't lose gracefully, see The Drizzit, his One True Love Hate.
Nya, watching Bleach is fun. Current episode: 102. Pairing hints? A LOT. Pairing ideas? Even more. Crossover possibilities? *gnnn* Don't get me started there... it's bad enough that Urahara is so... JARLAXLE. He Is, I swear. Except the looks, but... *twitch* It's creepy!
I mean - magical shinies obsession? Check. Manipulating everything and everyone? Check. Tends to grin all the time like Caroll's cat? Check. Badass squabbling sidekicks? Check. Default innocent expression? Check. Hat? Check. And so on.

Entreri: Tss. I'd kill them all.
Nari: If only they didn't have that fancy reiatsu, spirit power, eh?
Entreri: *grrrrrr* Shut up.
Nari: And Charon's Claw is soooooo a zanpakutou. An old prototype, nya, and... *blathers on pseudo-Bleach!scientifically*
Entreri: Forget it. I'm not going to Soul Society, neither does Drizzt, on account of being dead...
Drizzt: *opens  mouth to protest*
The Companions: *gag him, bind him, and drag him off*
Nari: *high-fives Bruenor*
Entreri: *oblivious to the exchange* ... and I'm certainly NOT joining the Gotei 13.
Nari: I think you fit into the Second Squad. Boy, they need a decent Vice-Captain. That omoeda... *shudder* What was Soi thinking?
Soi Fong: That's Taichou to you, brat.
Nari: *squees and cuddles a protesting Soi* You're so coooool!!!!!
Entreri: Aherm. Evil, remember?
Nari: *shrug* I think you'd be great there. You could teach those ninja stuff...
Entreri: I AM NOT JOINING THE GOOD!!!!!!!!! Got that?
Nari: *non-existent glasses glinting* There's always the flower shop...
Entreri: *twitch* Ngk...
Aya: Just make it a tragedy.  *angst mode* I do not deserve a happy ending...
Nari: *pats Aya* I'm not writing anything yet. I study for Linguistics. Really.
Entreri: *nastily* while watching anime?
Nari: *waves The Fic Of Doom at him*
Entreri: *actually scared* Gnnn.... someone kill me. Please.
Rai-gy and Kimmuriel: *pop up with eager grins*
Entreri: It was a joke! A joke!!
Rai-gy: *sulks*
Jarlaxle: *flying glomp on Entreri* You made a joke! Oh, your character is improving so wonderfully, I am so proud of you, of course it is my positive influence... *and so on*
SoiFong: *dreamily* Yoruichi-sama....

*squees over Soi's kawaiiness*
...actually, I meant to rant on the funny German passages in Bleach. Just..... XDDDDDDDDD
narielandherhat: (Writer's block)
Haiku2 for assassin-nariel
war romance between
youji and nariel squeal they
have matching glares how
Created by Grahame

Happy Birthday to [profile] penguin_sama, the one and only Y/A romantic ♥
(Sorry it's belated, dear... I don't have WWW at home anymore, just the Uni computer pools. While they're more than three PCs, like at my school, it still means: no hardcore yaoi...T_T)

Couldn't write anything, so I created a haiku, hope you like. I didn't mean for it to be Mary-Sue-ish! Honest! 
... well... Not really...
And Kristi's ficlet is stuck too... *headdesks* Might be ready before your next birthday - then again, perhaps not...

Shock of the day: Studi-VZ.net, a german student network, which is supposed tofeature real persons only, had a Lord Voldemort. Siiigh. Along with the rest of HP-cast. There is even an Entreri...

Artemis: An impostor!  The bastard. You better have reported him!

Of course I have. And there were four Drizzt Do'Urdens.

Artemis: ...grr.

Well, he IS more famous...

Artemis: ...GRR.

*slyly* Well, we might be able to change that if you did what other muses do and helped me write the Fic, instead of scaring me with death threats each time I sit down to write...

Artemis: Ha! Never. I refuse to have my name besmirched with your ridiculous ideas of *shudder* Love.

Aw, come on. Aya-kun is cute.

Artemis: No comment.

*thrilled by lack of outright negation* And I won't have you using the L-word with four letters, either.
Artemis: *considering* Hmm... 

*in the background, Aya is arguing with the snickering rest of Weiß that he is NOT cute, thank-you-very-much*

Artemis: Hmm... okay. We might, might have a deal.


Artemis: But!


Artemis: *whispers*  But only if I get the seme part.


Aya: *hears it all anyway* HEY!

Artemis: *appropriately smug* I asked her first.

Aya: *predictably attacks with a scream of "SHI-NE!"*

Artemis: *defends himself one-handedly with a plastic spork, yawning with boredom* I thought you had things to do? Like declaring your undying loooove to a Sue in this awful stuff with the obligatory "Crimson" in its title, which [personal profile] weiss_badfics so eloquently bashes?

*cringes* Ouch. Entreri-sama, we know you're evil, but that was just low.

Aya: *fades away to sulk in a faraway corner of Nari's brain*

Artemis: *shrugs* It's times like these I'm happy to be an unknown crappy-fantasy-novel assassin.

Well, I know a certain L.W. ...

Artemis: I could change my mind about the muse thing RIGHT NOW! ... so you'd better not say it.


Yes, I am bored.

*has found the complete Forgotten Realms comics scanned* My countrymen really have no respect of copyright, and you gotta LOOOOOVE them for it <3
Drizzt!!!!!! *fangirlsqueal* and... and... all the others and KYAAAAAAAH! *fangirls*
Too bad Entreri hasn't joined the fray yet at this point of the canon... and I should be writing that huge Ethics thing for school... but...

Omi: T_T she's forgetting about us...
Aya: *OOC, beaming* Yaaaaaay!!! ^_^

Dream on, sweetie. I'll pair you off with AE anyway, wait 'till the Finals of Doom are over...

Aya: *snaps fingers* Kuso.

Bad bishie. Behave or I'll add bondage kink to the story *evil grin*

Kimmuriel: *high-fives Schu* It's gooooood to be a mindreader... *smirks*
Schu: *leers* Oh~yes. Think of all the blackmailing material...
Kimmuriel *_* Oh revenge, sweet revenge. Just you wait, Artemis Entreri. You are sooo getting it this time.
Entreri: *feeling very trapped-in-a-corner* I think not. *tries to Glare Nari into some more Writer's Block* You wouldn't Dare, you little wannabe authoress.

*supresses the urge to hide under table* lalalaaaaa...... *sticks fingers into ears* me not listening.....

Jarlaxle: She's improving. Last time she actually fainted....

Shout it louder, why not? *pouts*

Jarlaxle: 'kay. Anything for you, my dear... ^_^ *breathes in deeply* LAST TIME NARI FAIN.........

*hits Update-Button, growling*  Ass...

Jarlaxle: I know, I know. Incredible, isn't it? ^_~

*everyone but J. groans, inspiring lots of dirty thoughts in Nari, who clicks UPDATE anyway and returns to the Ethics and Youth Crime*
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Nariel posting on LJ!!!!! O_O Run for your lives, mes amis.

Stuff happened. I'm in the middle of my final school year, I played hooky for the first time in my life (but psssst!) and managed to run across my tutor (or class teacher) on the day after, while I was supposed to be gravely sick *fake cough* I mean, on the frickin' Christmas market, what are the chances? >_<;;;;

Teacher: Aren't you ill?
Me: *quick-thinking* Uhm, I have an appointment at the Administrative Office for Citizens, because of my naturalization thingie... *sweatdrop*

She bought it, but me baka forgot to sound properly hoarse... And it was a half-truth anyway, since I do need that German citizenship, so I can finally travel with a proper document and sans visa fussing. Ask me about my last London class trip, if you are dying for a rant on bureaucracy and horrendous railway prices....

Too tired to continue now. Night.

Hello dears! ^^
Excuse me while I rant for a moment like a girl you´d all hate and despise.
Okay, I'm done squealing.
I wrote a fiiic! The first chapter of it anyway, which is longer than any of my oneshots. And I wrote it in THREE DAYS O_O . And No writers block in sight. 
Working title: "Thorns and Daggers", trying to get [personal profile] ladyofshadow to co-author it. She´s a fantastic beta, somehow putting up with me... and I'll try to make some progress while she's on holidays. Have fun dear!
Anyhowz. First, I randomly wanted to throw Schwarz into Forgotten Realms. Then, I combined it with an AU storyline, in which Weiß were living in the Realms, as an assassin team for Kritiker, the only do-good-er Guild in Calimport. And since Calimport=Artemis Entreri, he's gonna be in it.  Perhaps I'll even dare slashing him? BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Youji: *tell-tale whistle* Bring them on, the undersexed assassins!!! *winks to Aya* We'd make a fine threesome. One blonde, one red, one dark...
^________^ He's giving me ideas. 
 Entreri *Glares at Nariel*
Aya *Glares at Youji and Nariel*
*squeal* They have matching glares!!! How cute! 
*gulps, realising her own mistake and runs for her life*

PS: But they do have a lot in common.... *hums Cell Block Tango (who'll guess which line?)*

Now, all that's left to do is: passing my Abitur, studying, emigrating out of Germany, build contacts, write script, convincing the head honchos of the big studios..... *sigh*
Whoo yeah, boom baby!
*tears of joy* My baby is in working order! Right now!!!
You Are 56% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Dissappointing, kinda *pouts*
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